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Mae Belle
Bos Taurus COW Lactic Acid Bacteria LAB
Mae Belle offers pure lactic acid bacteria extracted from raw organic milk, enhancing your plants’ growth and vitality. Perfect for various garden plants, it contributes significantly to healthy soil and strong, high yielding crop harvests.
Cow-derived Lactic Acid Bacteria (LAB) the most widely available and studied organic inputs in agriculture. While they may not match the specialized "extremes" of camel or buffalo (such as antimicrobial potency or mineral density), Mae Belle LAB is the "all-rounder" of sustainable gardening, valued for its ability to build massive soil microbial volume and improve overall ecosystem structure AND a noticeable burst of hexanoate compounds which is always appreciated...
Because cow LAB has a lower nitrogen content compared to sheep or goat (approx. 10 lbs vs. 22 lbs per ton), it is less likely to cause "leaf-heavy" growth. This makes it the preferred choice for root vegetables like potatoes, carrots, category C plants and onions. Just about any plant would generally see benefits.
Ewe Betcha
Ovis Aires SHEEP Lactic Acid Bacteria LAB
Ewe Betcha is a fantastic source of Bio-stimulants. It supports your plants in overcoming pests and diseases, ensuring robust growth and vitality in your garden’s ecosystem. Sheep LAB generally contains more nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium (NPK) than cow, horse, and sometimes even goat LAB. It is particularly high in potassium, which is vital for water regulation and disease resistance. Sheep milk is significantly richer than both cow and goat milk. It contains nearly double the protein and one-third more energy, providing a more concentrated food source for the bacteria during fermentation. Ewe Betcha LAB is a potent natural source of nitrogen that, when combined with the trace elements found (like zinc and copper), has been shown to significantly increase fruit/flower* yields and make trees more frost-hearty.
Milly Goat
Capra Hircus GOAT Lactic Acid Bacteria LAB
Milly Goat harnesses the power of lactic acid bacteria to improve soil health. Designed for nurturing all types of garden plants, enabling enhanced growth and productivity. Using Milly Goat offers several distinct practical and nutritional advantages over other alternative varietals. While the general benefits of LAB (pathogen suppression and nutrient breakdown) are consistent across species, the delivery and nutrient density make goats' unique. Higher Nitrogen Content: Goat LAB typically contains more nitrogen than cow LAB (approx. 22 lbs. per ton vs. 10 lbs. per ton). Rich Mineral Profile: Goat milk, often used to create LAB serum, contains higher concentrations of phosphorus, magnesium, and potassium vs. cow milk. These minerals are essential for root development and overall plant resilience. Diverse Microbes: Because goats are browsers (eating a wider variety of plants/weeds vs. grazers like cows), their gut microbiome and resulting LAB may contain a wider variety of microbial strains that have selected for higher nutritional value.
Rosie Humps
Dromedary Camel Lactic Acid Bacteria LAB
This product is designed for nurturing all types of garden plants, enabling enhanced growth and productivity. Camel-derived Lactic Acid Bacteria (LAB) blends are particularly valued for their high concentration of antimicrobial compounds and their efficiency in breaking down tough plant fibers. These traits make them ideal for sustainable gardening in harsh or nutrient-poor environments. Camel milk contains significantly higher levels of natural antimicrobial proteins—such as lactoferrin, lysozyme, and immunoglobulins—than other milks. LAB serums made from camel milk are exceptionally potent at killing disease-causing micro-organisms. High Trace Mineral Content: Camel LAB is a "treasure trove" of essential nutrients and is notably higher in zinc, iron, copper, and manganese than other varietal LAB. These trace elements are critical for plant immune function and enzymatic processes. Soil Neutralization: Camel LAB has been shown to help neutralize soil acidity, making it a valuable amendment for balancing pH in overly acidic garden beds. Best application for the money would be through a 2g garden pump sprayer beginning of dark time. SUPERFOOD class.
Buffalo Jill
Bos Americanus Bison Lactic Acid Bacteria LAB
Buffalo-derived LAB are valued for their high mineral density and superior protein content, making them powerful inputs for boosting soil fertility and creating highly concentrated microbial serums. Most Nutrient-Dense Serum: Buffalo milk is significantly richer than other milk, providing a more robust "fuel" for culturing the microbial benefits of LAB.
Mineral Powerhouse: Buffalo milk contains 92% more calcium, 37% more iron, and 118% more phosphorus than cow milk. These minerals are vital for plant cell wall strength and energy transfer. High Solids & Protein: It has roughly 11% more protein and double the fat of cow milk. This high concentration of solids acts as a superior growth medium, resulting in a more concentrated LAB serum with a broader array of beneficial metabolic byproducts like amino acids and vitamins.
Rich Nitrogen Source: Buffalo LAB contains more nitrogen than others. While this makes it a more potent fertilizer, it also means it requires a slightly longer decomposition period by soil microorganisms to be fully available to plants.
Increased Bioavailability: Because buffalo are efficient at metabolizing carotene into Vitamin A, their byproducts pass this directly into the soil-plant system, aiding in plant health and resilience.
LOADED Molasses
Enhanced ROCKET FUEL
Our Bos Taurus dairy cow-derived LAB blended with natural Molasses is rich in nutrients and carbs that stimulate plant growth while improving soil quality. Perfect for all types of garden plants, bushes,
ornamentals and makes for sticky cannabis.
STP Grade: STICKY TASTY POTENT
Store at room temperature.
STINKY KPJ
LAB Infused Korean Plant Juice
Fermented specialty plant trimmings with sugars
infused with Buffalo Jill, our Bos Americanus Bison extracted LAB, provides essential nutrients that foster healthy plant development and enhance soil biology for stronger roots and all-around rapid plant growth.
Your garden will love this addiction...
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Professor Elmo's Elixer
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